Clarification

Dear Friends and Associates, There has been some erroneous information circulating that I need to set straight. I am not the conductor nor the engineer on the crazy train nor do I have any control over it in any way. I just know it when I see it coming and make every effort to get out of its way. I sometimes suffer some minor personal damage if I don't move fast enough but have yet to discover who to pass these grievances on to. Apparently, there is no one responsible for the crazy train. If I bump into you in my own efforts to avoid being hit by this out of control phenomenon of nature, please accept my humble apologies. But I hope whatever inconvenience I may have caused you while dodging this destructive force of nature also saved you from being struck by it. Until we can identify the source of the crazy train we will simply have to work together to avoid the damage it causes. Beware, the crazy train is notorious for going off the rails. So, be ready for anything when you have the misfortune of coming into proximity with one. Good luck to us all.